The theme of a specific event Johnny was to attend was "porno robot" and so....
here's Misfit Mimes to tell us all about it http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2010/10/and-of-course-todays-headline-is-in.html

Keeper of the delight and inspiration that Johnny brings to fans. Vote for another season of Skating with the Stars http://www.wetpaint.com/dancing-with-the-stars/articles/poll-would-you-watch-a-second-season-of-skating-with-the-stars